{"product_id":"sat-ur-day-black-tee-shirt","title":"SAT UR DAY BLACK Tee Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSAT UR DAY BLACK\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA lot of companies want you to excel. They want you to do your best. Be your best. Put your foot on the competition’s throat.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe’re not like that here.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSAT UR DAY BLACK is about your day off. Having a couple too many beverages. Having the time of your life. Having deep, meaningful conversations with interesting people. Passing out. Then waking up and remembering absolutely none of it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt’s all right there in the name.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSAT\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e — from the Greco-Roman word meaning “to sit.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUR\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e — from the AIM era of refusing to write complete words.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDAY\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e — from what today is.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSit. Your. Day.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause sometimes doing absolutely nothing is exactly what you need.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd if you pass out at the party a little too early, you can rest easy knowing that whether you wake up in your bed, on a couch, on the front lawn, or in a jail cell, this 100% cotton T shirt will keep you comfortable.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSAT UR DAY BLACK\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePLEASE NOTE:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e These are the only sizes I have at the moment. More are being made. Unfortunately, the sweatshop I hired here in Myrtle Beach called OSHA, and apparently I have to give them a day off once a week now.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMessage me to reserve your size.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Shaft Skinz","offers":[{"title":"Small","offer_id":50521144131734,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":50521144164502,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":50521144197270,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0538\/8442\/0246\/files\/ChatGPTImageSep26_2026_04_53_05PM.png?v=1790457335","url":"https:\/\/www.shaftskinz.com\/products\/sat-ur-day-black-tee-shirt","provider":"Shaft Skinz","version":"1.0","type":"link"}